Accord

The Words:

Chevy, Ford, Olds, Buick, oh, yeah, last, but, not, least, Pontiac

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"Dad, buy the Accord."

"I ain't buying anything Chinese."

"It's the best deal."

"This country was better without them."

"Dad, it's just a car."

"Yeah? Then let me get the Pontiac. Or the Buick. Even an Olds would at least get me to pint B from A."

"But none of them as environmentally conscious as th--"

"Don't feed me all that junk about global warming. Them Chinese are causing half of it."

"Not really. Forget it. Last chance Dad. Are you going to get the Accord?"

"Oh, go to hell with that Accord of yours. Ford or Chevy or none. I ain't bowing to Asia."